A 3 AM List: Why It Won't & Can't Work... Again

I just don't learn.

1."Friends, Lovers, or Nothing"

2. I'm not your type

3. I'm too old for this bullshit

4. You're too old for this bullshit

5. Interest only flows one way, (and it's perpetually downstream, boo) 

6. I honestly don't need anymore friends

7. I'm actually a shitty friend anyway

8. I'm still lying in the bed I made - also it's on fire

9. Distance isn't my jam

10. Three Little Geese you didn't hatch

11. Body yoddy yoddy yoddy 

12. You fvck with too many females

13. I don't trust you

14. You shouldn't trust me

15. Silence is an answer

and then i go back to staring at the wall, trying very hard not to think about your hands